New Years Resolutions

• Eat more stinky cheese.
• Redesign the website. Get some content. Get the forums up. (whip cracking sounds)
• Send more weird haiku-filled postcards.
• Quit with the crushingly high self-expectations already.
• Edit more of Chinamike's book. Be faster. Much faster.
  
• More dancing.
• Stop doing that Midwestern thing where I feel compelled to explain the motivation behind my every action. (New me: "I am going to watch this DVD." Old me: "I feel like I have done enough work today and my right knee is kind of hurting, so I think I will put this DVD in and watch it that is unless anyone minds?")
• Get over it.
• Take free Cornell classes. One per semester! Scottish literature! Hooray!
• Stop eating stinky cheese in my small shared office.
• Visit Erin and George in San Francisco.
• Call my grandma at lunch at least once a week.
• Stop negatively comparing myself to David Foster Wallace.
• Get involved in local board of elections and make them change their shitty signs and poorly designed voting material.
• When confronted with religious zelotry, aggressively sing showtunes